Yo Momma! Jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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- Yo Momma so fat when she went bungie jumping, she went straight to hell!!!!!!!!!!!

Your momma is so fat that when she went swimmin' in the ocean, a whale came up to her and started singin' "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"


(Lame, lame, it's very lame. I know, I know. But it's all I can think of at the moment. >.<)

-Yo Momma is like a race car, chick burnt four rubbers in one night!

Yo mamma's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo mamma's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mamma's so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mamma's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!